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The Media, College Punks, Al-Queda and Other Ignorant Fuckheads.

30.09.2002 (1:09 am) – Filed under: Unmitigated Sons of Bitches

It’s been said time and time again, I really don’t care, it needs to be driven home like a sharp wooden stick through the pecker of a child molester:

The majority of the media, are fucking nuts. God damn! What a breakthrough! Someone just figured out that the media moguls are full of shit! As astounding as this sounds, I believe someone’s already mentioned this, a couple hundred times.

But what might you ask has given rise to my most recent rant surrounding the media? Folks, I’m not one to beat around the bush. We can argue this in email all you want: The media, full of themselves, are again pouring out sensitive information that *could* cost lives. A little restraint goes along way, especially when reporting about “agents in place”, behind enemy lines.

Sure, we all know there’s agents everywhere. Behind every street corner from Khartoum to Bangkok. The black helicopters are just waiting to storm into the Colonel’s Bunker and take all 101 “super sekret!”, highly classified files containing the video of the death of Jimmy Hoffa. Horses ass.

The problem with “agents” is, you’re not sure they’re there, until CNN reports it. Sure you *think*, but when the Communist News Network proclaims that Mossad has agents in Pakistan, uncovering vast riches of intel concerning the Taliban, do you not think Al-Queda begins watching their asses a little more closely?

I’m sick and tired of reading, from our own press, about our military conducting an operation in the Arabian Peninsula, preparing for a CIA incursion into Iraq. I don’t want to know this, until all of our boys are home safe. Sure, it’s news worthy. Sure, it’s “freedom of the press”, but with “rights” comes “responsibility”. It’s the responsibility of every citizen of these United States to first and foremost, protect the lives of others. By which I mean, yes, the First Amendment to the Constitution grants us “Freedom of the Press”, however, it’s an _Amendment_, meaning it comes AFTER the Constitution.

For those a little rusty on their history, I’ll show you an excerpt from the Constitution of the United States of America:

First, the “Preamble” to the Constitution:

“….We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.”

Folks, this is the very first thing written in the Constitution. The first amendment, granting the Freedom of Speech does not predicate the Preamble. The Preamble specifically states: “….provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity.”

The media, in their infinite wisdom, will pick and choose which part of United States Law they would like to acknowledge at a particular time. Yes, they have the right to say what they want, as long as they understand they’re to be accountable for misrepresentation of “FACT”. Here’s where I get to the good part: Let’s use a little fucking restraint, shall we? Why the hell would our own (WAVE THE AMERICAN FLAG HERE!) media outlets publish information that would jeopardize the lives of our own people? For that matter, why should they publish information that would jeopardize the lives of ANYONE, from any nation?

I’m not talking censorship, I’m not looking for that. What I am looking for is a little common-fucking-sense. If something you’re to publish may jeopardize the lives of others, it’s your responsibility, as a human-fucking-being, to not do it! How god damn simple must it be?

Frankly, it’s as much the “Average American Citizen’s” fault as it is the media. The average Joe on the street is typically completely fucking stupid, let alone being utterly stupid about International Affairs. In every country, most people are dumb as bricks. In America, not only do we need to contend with that, but the American People have no fucking clue about Foreign Affairs. In America, our people look for “Shock Press”. The more shocking the better and we cry foul when the government tries to usurp the efforts of some Commie-Shithead-Reporter that tries to feed the masses by pumping us full of bleeding edge material surrounding the newest intelligence effort. To hell with the death toll! We want our motherfucking news, new, fresh, and right fucking now! To hell with the casualty count! We want the scoop! We know the government is up to something! They’re the government!

You stupid fucking moron, what the hell do you think they’re suppose to do? Fuck you bunch of bleeding heart mother fuckers! I get absolutely fucking ill thinking about you sons of bitches that think we should “mind our own business”. Can’t you fucking see? The whole world, whether you like it or not, look at America for help and support in their own little conflicts. Unbeknownst to eighty percent of the World, we had a hand in the Falkland Islands War, when the British kicked a little ass. Sure, you didn’t see it, we wanted to help the .uk look strong, and they are… in recent times, it hasn’t seemed as such because America was leading the fight for democracy in the free world.

There’s some nasty people in this world. If they’d ever ban together and attempt a global coup, with countries like the United States and Great Britain not only battling the external enemies but also the enemies from within, it will be a very bad day indeed. Try as we might, we cannot fight the World and win. Although a band of enemies is bad, an entire World of enemies, with different objectives but with one common goal; To undermine the powers of the United States, Great Britain and the U.N., is worse.

Yea, you frilly fucking college crowd, with your high ideals and subjective reasoning. Your “left is right, right is wrong” mentality. Your undying love for nature, your beliefs in the “flower power” and “peace until death”. Listen you little fucking near-pubescent-snipe, I live in the real fucking world, where the “underdogs” are trying to kill people. Where the Edi Amin’s of the world gang rape 100,000 of their fellow countrymen. Where the former leftenants of the world go AWOL, take over a small country, crown themselves “Prince”, wear the uniform of marching band field commander and reign havoc over their subjects as if they’re satan incarnate.

For once, I’d love to see some of college mop heads & commie reporters get dragged into combat, not with the United States G.I.’s, but between two foreign powers. Let them see the atrocities the Guerrillas inflict on their captives. Let the “flower-power-youth” and “flagg burning reporters” note first hand the pain inflicted by a Guerrilla leader and his desire to shove a bamboo shoot up someone’s rectal canal.

In closing, (yea, it’s about that time), I’d like to first thank the folks that have taken the time to read yet another rant of mine. Of course I understand that the majority of the people that have read this have misinterpreted most of what I said, you’ve not taken the time to read it fully or you’ve injected some of your own thoughts into my words. How do I know this? Because I deal with many people through email on a daily basis. I see where people overlook or completely ignore the written word on web pages at every opportunity. I see people clearly not following written directions. I know that most people have the I.Q.’s of moths. No big deal, I really don’t give a fuck.

Although there’s a minority of those that have read this that actually see what I am talking about…. this article wasn’t meant for you. It was meant for the “others”. Maybe it will shed an infinitesimal blink of light on their horrible existence. I doubt it. Most of the people I target with these rants get pissed off about one quarter of the way through and hit “back”. More than likely, they’ll never read the bottom few paragraphs, so they won’t mind me saying “Fuck you! Assholes!”. :-)