Department of Inconvenient Truths
Indicium Parilis Facultas ne Necessarius Veritas

Seriously?

31.08.2010 (1:54 pm) – Filed under: Epic Failures,jocularity! jocularity!,Politika Scope

How the fuck can we take the “leader of the free world” seriously when he dresses like the kid that always got beat up in high school?

Holy shit! He looks like Erkle’s mentor for Pete’s Sake!

O'Failure!

Obama, leader of the free world? I don’t think so.

These are pictures from the activities of Barrack Hussein Obama and Vladimir Putin, over the course of the summer 2010. Obama, whilst biking and looking likeĀ  a reject from a Bill Gates biographical piece fails. Whilst Vladimir Putin dons a very masculine seafarers jacket and wool watch cap and goes whale hunting – well, actually, he’s shooting whales with darts for a tracking/research project, but he’s in a rubber boat, doing something manyly.

Look at me, I am Obama, I am the messiah.

Now look back at Putin, he’s a man’s man. A real hunter and provider.

Now look back at me.

Look at him.

…completely honest first date.

24.08.2010 (12:34 pm) – Filed under: jocularity! jocularity!

EPIC FAIL

19.07.2010 (8:14 am) – Filed under: Epic Failures,jocularity! jocularity!

Then: Hope. Now: Hype.

Now this is the shizzle…..

17.07.2010 (9:44 pm) – Filed under: Epic Failures,jocularity! jocularity!

Did the Goreacle Accost a Masseuse?

29.06.2010 (2:13 pm) – Filed under: jocularity! jocularity!,The Goreacle!

“He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis,”

“…Finally she got away. Later, she talked to friends, liberals like herself, who advised against telling police. One asked her “to just suck it up; otherwise, the world’s going to be destroyed from global warming.”

I am the Goreacle! Hear me roar!!!! Feel the wrath of my never ending melodrama!


Addendum: …Police have decided to reopen the investigation into a 54-year-old masseuse’s allegations that former Vice President Al Gore sexually assaulted her in his hotel room in 2006.