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Did the Goreacle Accost a Masseuse?

29.06.2010 (2:13 pm) – Filed under: jocularity! jocularity!,The Goreacle!

“He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis,”

“…Finally she got away. Later, she talked to friends, liberals like herself, who advised against telling police. One asked her “to just suck it up; otherwise, the world’s going to be destroyed from global warming.”

I am the Goreacle! Hear me roar!!!! Feel the wrath of my never ending melodrama!


Addendum: …Police have decided to reopen the investigation into a 54-year-old masseuse’s allegations that former Vice President Al Gore sexually assaulted her in his hotel room in 2006.