Department of Inconvenient Truths
Indicium Parilis Facultas ne Necessarius Veritas

More Evidence of a World Gone Mad

Just because the main stream media doesn’t cover something, does not mean it’s not true, truthful or real.

First, the EU has determined that water isn’t healthy. That’s correct. Don’t think I am trying to bullshit you. They (the EU), released a report that’s taken 3 years to generate, stating that water isn’t healthy and doesn’t relieve dehydration.

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/284426/EU-says-water-is-not-healthy

After a meeting in Italy a delegation of scientists concluded that reduced water content in the body was a symptom of dehydration rather than a risk factor that drinking water could control. Now their verdict has been turned into a regulation that will become UK law by December 6 and is bound to send shockwaves through the soft drinks industry.

The bizarre diktat from Brussels has far-reaching implications for member states, including Britain, as no water sold in the EU can now claim to protect against dehydration.

Any producer breaching the order, signed by European Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso, faces being jailed for up to two years. It took the 21 scientists on the panel three years of analysis into the link between water and dehydration to come to their extraordinary conclusion.

Now let’s see here, how should I reply to this?

Wow.

They’re fucking nuts.

Too many eggheads in one basket?

Morons.

Idiots.

They’re in so much financial trouble over there and they finance a study and the conclusion is this? Everyone on the planet not only knows it’s common sense that water re-hydrates you, it’s the basic and essential need of every animal on earth. How do we know this without their scientific knowledge, experience and “proof”, because if we don’t drink water, we die. Sure, you can drink other stuff to replace water, but it has water in it. Without the water, you wouldn’t have the “other stuff”. Without water = death. With water = life. Living vs. Death. Seems to me the epitome of being “healthy”.

Duh.

Fucking idiots.

/CF

Addendum 7-3-2013:

Now, American Journalists are producing headlines concerning American medical professionals stating that we Americans are dehydrated and in serious need of more water in our daily lives!

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2013/07/02/chronic-dehydration-more-common-than-you-think/

Dehydration is one of the easiest conditions to reverse, according to doctors, but it is also one of the most commonly overlooked. It can contribute to a long list of medical conditions from respiratory and circulation problems to headaches, ulcers, high blood pressure and kidney disease.

“Sixty-percent of our bodies are composed of water, 75 percent in our muscles, 85 percent in our brains, it’s like oil to a machine,” explained Dr. Roberta Lee.

Most people know that they are supposed to drink water, but up to 75 percent of Americans may be functioning in a chronic state of dehydration, according to new research.

“We have a tendency in the U.S. to drink a lot of beverages that are mildly dehydrating,” said Mary Grace Webb, Assistant Director for Clinical Nutrition at New York Hospital.

How can this be?

First, how can CBS justify not backing the .eu folks? You know, all of the mainstream media outlets think anything european is great! and everything in America is crap!

Second, one must assume that if both sides are touting completely opposite opinions, one side is correct, the other side is incorrect. Who will make the monumental judgement as to who is correct?

GASP!

/CF

The debate is all but over: Global Warmists are fucking nuts.

30.08.2011 (2:06 pm) – Filed under: Epic Failures,Escendo Transitus,Unmitigated Sons of Bitches

The truth is now in. CERN has determined that the Sun, not humans, controls the climate on Earth.

From http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100102296/sun-causes-climate-change-shock/

 

The science is now all-but-settled on global warming, convincing new evidence demonstrates, but Al Gore, the IPCC and other global warming doomsayers won’t be celebrating. The new findings point to cosmic rays and the sun — not human activities — as the dominant controller of climate on Earth.

The research, published with little fanfare this week in the prestigious journal Nature, comes from über-prestigious CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research, one of the world’s largest centres for scientific research involving 60 countries and 8,000 scientists at more than 600 universities and national laboratories. CERN is the organization that invented the World Wide Web, that built the multi-billion dollar Large Hadron Collider, and that has now built a pristinely clean stainless steel chamber that precisely recreated the Earth’s atmosphere.

In this chamber, 63 CERN scientists from 17 European and American institutes have done what global warming doomsayers said could never be done — demonstrate that cosmic rays promote the formation of molecules that in Earth’s atmosphere can grow and seed clouds, the cloudier and thus cooler it will be. Because the sun’s magnetic field controls how many cosmic rays reach Earth’s atmosphere (the stronger the sun’s magnetic field, the more it shields Earth from incoming cosmic rays from space), the sun determines the temperature on Earth.

Best known for its studies of the fundamental constituents of matter, the CERN particle-physics laboratory in Geneva is now also being used to study the climate. Researchers in the CLOUD collaboration have released the first results from their experiment designed to mimic conditions in the Earth’s atmosphere. By firing beams of particles from the lab’s Proton Synchrotron accelerator into a gas-filled chamber, they have discovered that cosmic rays could have a role to play in climate by enhancing the production of potentially cloud-seeding aerosols. –Physics World, 24 August 2011

 

Although they never said so, the High Priests of the Inconvenient Truth – in such temples as NASA-GISS, Penn State and the University of East Anglia – always knew that Svensmark’s cosmic ray hypothesis was the principal threat to their sketchy and poorly modelled notions of self-amplifying action of greenhouse gases. In telling how the obviously large influences of the Sun in previous centuries and millennia could be explained, and in applying the same mechanism to the 20th warming, Svensmark put the alarmist predictions at risk – and with them the billions of dollars flowing from anxious governments into the global warming enterprise. –-Nigel Calder, 24 August 2011

More reactions to the CERN CLOUD experiment may be found here: http://wattsupwiththat.com/2011/08/25/some-reactions-to-the-cloud-experiment/#more-45850

Take one step back…

24.01.2011 (11:47 am) – Filed under: Epic Failures,Pro Bono Philosophy

It was only a matter of time. If you think about it, it’s already happened previously in a couple of instances. A suicide bomber has just bombed a Russian Airport. The World has already added many new security features, including Air Marshals, x-ray scanners, full body groping (I like to refer to it as: Free Massage Therapy!) and the like to airplanes and airports. It was only a matter of time before suicide bombers gave up on getting into the actual plane. They’ve taken a step back and blown people to bits inside the airport BEFORE the security checkpoints. Duh? It’s only common sense. Take out as many people as possible. Where would that be? In the long lines of security check points. Don’t wait to get inside or to get on a plane. Blow ’em up before they go past the checkpoints.

What’s next? Security checkpoints at the airport’s entry doors? Then what? The bombers will simply adapt and blow people up outside. This isn’t rocket science. It’s simple friggin logic.

/CF

Seriously?

31.08.2010 (1:54 pm) – Filed under: Epic Failures,jocularity! jocularity!,Politika Scope

How the fuck can we take the “leader of the free world” seriously when he dresses like the kid that always got beat up in high school?

Holy shit! He looks like Erkle’s mentor for Pete’s Sake!

O'Failure!

Obama, leader of the free world? I don’t think so.

These are pictures from the activities of Barrack Hussein Obama and Vladimir Putin, over the course of the summer 2010. Obama, whilst biking and looking like  a reject from a Bill Gates biographical piece fails. Whilst Vladimir Putin dons a very masculine seafarers jacket and wool watch cap and goes whale hunting – well, actually, he’s shooting whales with darts for a tracking/research project, but he’s in a rubber boat, doing something manyly.

Look at me, I am Obama, I am the messiah.

Now look back at Putin, he’s a man’s man. A real hunter and provider.

Now look back at me.

Look at him.

EPIC FAIL

19.07.2010 (8:14 am) – Filed under: Epic Failures,jocularity! jocularity!

Then: Hope. Now: Hype.

Now this is the shizzle…..

17.07.2010 (9:44 pm) – Filed under: Epic Failures,jocularity! jocularity!