Department of Inconvenient Truths
Indicium Parilis Facultas ne Necessarius Veritas

More Evidence of a World Gone Mad

Just because the main stream media doesn’t cover something, does not mean it’s not true, truthful or real.

First, the EU has determined that water isn’t healthy. That’s correct. Don’t think I am trying to bullshit you. They (the EU), released a report that’s taken 3 years to generate, stating that water isn’t healthy and doesn’t relieve dehydration.

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/284426/EU-says-water-is-not-healthy

After a meeting in Italy a delegation of scientists concluded that reduced water content in the body was a symptom of dehydration rather than a risk factor that drinking water could control. Now their verdict has been turned into a regulation that will become UK law by December 6 and is bound to send shockwaves through the soft drinks industry.

The bizarre diktat from Brussels has far-reaching implications for member states, including Britain, as no water sold in the EU can now claim to protect against dehydration.

Any producer breaching the order, signed by European Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso, faces being jailed for up to two years. It took the 21 scientists on the panel three years of analysis into the link between water and dehydration to come to their extraordinary conclusion.

Now let’s see here, how should I reply to this?

Wow.

They’re fucking nuts.

Too many eggheads in one basket?

Morons.

Idiots.

They’re in so much financial trouble over there and they finance a study and the conclusion is this? Everyone on the planet not only knows it’s common sense that water re-hydrates you, it’s the basic and essential need of every animal on earth. How do we know this without their scientific knowledge, experience and “proof”, because if we don’t drink water, we die. Sure, you can drink other stuff to replace water, but it has water in it. Without the water, you wouldn’t have the “other stuff”. Without water = death. With water = life. Living vs. Death. Seems to me the epitome of being “healthy”.

Duh.

Fucking idiots.

/CF

Addendum 7-3-2013:

Now, American Journalists are producing headlines concerning American medical professionals stating that we Americans are dehydrated and in serious need of more water in our daily lives!

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2013/07/02/chronic-dehydration-more-common-than-you-think/

Dehydration is one of the easiest conditions to reverse, according to doctors, but it is also one of the most commonly overlooked. It can contribute to a long list of medical conditions from respiratory and circulation problems to headaches, ulcers, high blood pressure and kidney disease.

“Sixty-percent of our bodies are composed of water, 75 percent in our muscles, 85 percent in our brains, it’s like oil to a machine,” explained Dr. Roberta Lee.

Most people know that they are supposed to drink water, but up to 75 percent of Americans may be functioning in a chronic state of dehydration, according to new research.

“We have a tendency in the U.S. to drink a lot of beverages that are mildly dehydrating,” said Mary Grace Webb, Assistant Director for Clinical Nutrition at New York Hospital.

How can this be?

First, how can CBS justify not backing the .eu folks? You know, all of the mainstream media outlets think anything european is great! and everything in America is crap!

Second, one must assume that if both sides are touting completely opposite opinions, one side is correct, the other side is incorrect. Who will make the monumental judgement as to who is correct?

GASP!

/CF